Sunday, December 17, 2006

The worst Christmas song

is "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." Have you listened to the lyrics?

"She's been drinking too much eggnog.."
"We found her Christmas morning, at the scene of the attack..."
"She had footprints on her forehead..."

Basically, Grandma is an alcoholic who was mauled by a reindeer. I wonder if children actually understand the song. Is so, they're probably having nightmares.

Am I missing some underlying Christmas meaning here?

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