The worst Christmas song

is "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." Have you listened to the lyrics?

"She's been drinking too much eggnog.."
"We found her Christmas morning, at the scene of the attack..."
"She had footprints on her forehead..."

Basically, Grandma is an alcoholic who was mauled by a reindeer. I wonder if children actually understand the song. Is so, they're probably having nightmares.

Am I missing some underlying Christmas meaning here?

What does your middle name mean?

I got this from BD and thought I'd share the fun.

A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : Great kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality, looks, and are a very good kisser.
I : Great in bed.
J : People adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbeliavably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N: You like to drink.
O: awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

So this is my middle name:
A: You like to drink.
N: You like to drink.
N: You like to drink.
E: Great kisser.

Hm. Interesting.

Recently played

• "Step Into Christmas" - Elton John
• "Save the Last Dance For Me" - Michael Buble
• "Goodbye My Lover" - James Blunt
• "Wonderful Tonight" - Eric Clapton
• "Anything But Mine" - Kenny Chesney
• "Love You" - Jack Ingram
• "Hard to Handle" - Black Crowes
• "The Silent Nutcracker" - Transiberian Orchestra
  

Where's the dictionary?

Is it still chivalry if a guy opens the door for me by hitting the automated handicap button?